We're going way off topic today. The connection here is that this house is in Virginia, albeit Northern Virginia, which is more akin to Northern New Jersey than the Virginia Hunt Country, thank goodness. If you live in the 'burbs around Washington, D.C., sorry for the slam. This will give you a good chuckle today. But the place is full of houses like this with insane price tags, no land, and no taste at all whatsoever. Enjoy! Please start reading here. I haven't laughed this much all week!